女人發飆愛用的危險語句1. You are not wearing THAT, are you？(你煩不煩？)
Even if it looks like a question, this phrase is actually asuggestion or a despotic order, depending by the woman’s mood. It’squite a dangerous phrase, because if you, men, don’t know how toreact appropriately, it is every time followed by a looongdiscussion. The meaning of“You are not wearing THAT, are you” couldbe either a) she does not like it or b) it is not appropriate forthe occasion. Regardless the case, the translation of this rhetoricquestion is “YOU’RE NOT WEARING THAT!”， so run and change。
She: Oh, hell … please tell me you are not wearing that outfittonight, are you It’s hideous！
He, ironic: No, see, I was in the closet and you wasn’t aroundto help me, so this outfit must have been hanging right next whatyou wanted me to wear. Well, I am going to change now。
即使其看起來像一個問題，這一句實際上是一項建議或專制的命令，其取決于女人的心情。如果男人不知道如何適當地回應，這將是一個很危險的句子， 它的出現通常之后會有個很長很長的爭論。“你煩不煩”的意思有二：1)她不喜歡；2)當時不是時候。不管情形如何，這個修飾句翻譯過來就是“你不煩啊！” 因此要改變方式。
她：哦，請你告訴我你煩不煩今晚的服裝？好丑啊！
他(諷刺道)：不，你看，我在壁櫥里，你不想幫我。這件衣服應該掛在你想讓我穿的衣服的右邊。嗯，我想有些變化。
2. Listen to me! Are you listening？(聽我說！你在聽嗎？)
If your girlfriend or wife has something to say, payattention. When women use the phrase “Listen to me!”， you are stillon safe ground, she gives to you a second chance to engage in theconversation. But when she is using “Are you listening”， you aredead. She will explode, she will freak out, your evening isruined。
She: Now listen to me, ’cause I’m only gonna say this once: ifI catch you another time playing computer games, you will be in bigtrouble mister! Now go and fix that broken washing machine!
He: Can’t I relax for half an hour？
She: We can relax together. Why do you have to lose so muchtime with your stupid PC games Am I not important enough Why do youprefer to play games than spend time with me Are youlistening？
He: Yes, my dear!
She: No, you are not listening! You are still think at Worldof Warcraft. Your insanely obsession with those absurd PC gamesdrives me crazy. Are computer games really the answer torelaxation for you ！
如果你的女友或妻子想說什么，一定要注意聽，當女人使用“聽我說”這一句時，你還是安全的，她還會給你參與對話的第二次機會。但當她使用“你在聽嗎”這一句時，你就死定了。她將勃然大怒，極度抓狂，你的晚上也將泡湯。
她：現在聽我說，因為我此次只是想說：如果我下次抓到你打游戲，你的麻煩就大了！現在去修理那臺壞了的洗衣機！
他：我不能休息半小時嗎？
她：我們可以一起休息。你為什么要在無聊的打游戲上浪費這么多時間？我不夠重要嗎？為什么你寧愿打游戲也不愿為我花時間？你在聽嗎？
他：親愛的，我聽著呢。
她：不，你不在聽。你在《魔獸世界》里。你沉溺于這些荒唐的電腦游戲讓我抓狂，電腦游戲能讓你放松嗎？……
3.Do you know what day is today？(你知道今天是什么日子嗎？)
Birthday, one week, one month, one year anniversary…engagementanniversary, wedding anniversary, international women’s day … somewomen celebrate anything and everything they can tie a significantmeaning to. If you forget the anniversary, you are screwed. Shewill forgive you, but she won’t forget it。
She: Do you remember what day is today？
He: How could I forget it It’s Friday。
She: It’s our anniversary…
He: Oops, I’m just a guy! You know how bad my memory is…
生日、認識一周、一個月、一周年……訂婚一周年、結婚一周年、國際婦女節……一些女人慶祝所有其可以附加重要意義的日子。如果你忘記了周年紀念，那么你就麻煩了。只要她不忘記，她是不會原諒你的。
她：你記得今天是什么日子嗎？
他：我怎么會忘記呢？今天是星期五。
她：今天是我們的周年紀念……
他：喔，我可真是個糊涂蛋，你知道我的記性很不好……
