Summer is a great season. Patio weather, vacation time, BBQ, more BBQ. But sometimes, summer can kinda be a hot, sweaty drag. Luckily, many places have seasons that give us the ability to say hello hoodie weather. Here's some reasons you should be happy summer is almost over。我們都知道,夏天是個好季節:露天乘涼和度假的好時節,更有數不盡的野外燒烤。但畢竟夏天也是炎熱的、讓人流汗的季節。幸運的是,很多地方都快 迎來穿衛衣的涼爽秋天時節。下面這些是你為夏天快結束了應該感到高興的理由。
1. No more sweat 你不用再出汗了
Let’s face it. Actually, on second thought, let’s not face it. Sweat is gross. Like, really gross. There’s nothing less refreshing than walking around with what feels like a water balloon burst in your underwear an hour ago but still hasn’t completely dried。面對現實吧!但思考過后,我們還是不要面對好了:流汗實在是太惡心了。渾身大汗還要到處走動,再沒有比這更讓人“提神”的了:那感覺就像一小 時前內衣里有一個水球爆開了,但到現在卻仍濕漉漉的。
2. No More Mosquitos沒有蚊子了
Good thing winter is nature’s bug repellent. Because mosquitos are just terrible. They live because of our blood, these iny, itchy, blood-sucking vampire mooches. I don’t even know why they exist。冬天有一個好處就是它是自然界中的殺蟲劑,因為蚊子實在太可怕了。它們靠我們的血而活,這些細小、令人發癢的吸血蟲真討厭。我不知道它們為什 么會存在。
3. You don’t have to make excuses about why you can’t go camping 你不必為不去野營編造借口了
Camping is outdoors torture. Hey, yeah, let’s go sit outside where it’s really, oppressively hot, sweat a lot and eat things from cans while we try not to get eaten by bears. But we WILL feed our flesh to bugs because we don’t really have a choice. Yeah, sorry, guys, but I’m busy from now until mid-October。戶外野營是一種折磨。讓我們坐在悶熱的戶外流一身臭汗,吃著罐頭里的東東,與此同時還要避免自己成為熊的美餐。但我們會喂飽各種 蟲子,因為我們真的別無選擇。對不住各位了,從現在到十月中旬我都沒空了。
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